Just do it already.
Apparently, my lumbar #3, not to be confused with lumbar #4 that I got radiated last spring, has decided to become a bugaboo.
Yep, she's done fractured herself on me.
And how did she accomplish such a feat?
Let's just say she had some unwanted and unwelcome company who did the dirty deed. Some "extra" cells that aren't friendly and cause lots of mischief in general aka cancer.
Anyhoo, so the very unwelcome cancer made an unexpected appearance on lumbar #3 and started growing there. Then she got so hungry that she chewed through my bone! Hence, causing a fracture. Hence, pain. Hence, mucho pain.
When the doctor told me, my first thoughts were to damn my boys. Why?
"Don't step on the crack, or you'll break your Mother's back!"
Me thinks they've been step cracking.
Well the solution to this problem is cement.
Yes, I will be getting an injection of cement straight to lumbar #3 to fix the fracture.
I don't care what they use: cement, shellac or even super glue.
Just fix me up, baby.
B.S. No syringes were harmed during the production of this post.